tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69337404758659744772024-02-19T03:00:51.048-08:00Moral Authority from the Half-wit PulpitGeneral bitching and musings: meant to save us all from homocide charges.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-70717412126495538872011-02-18T14:20:00.001-08:002011-02-18T14:20:56.874-08:00Fuck... buggerI don't know how to explain how I feel. I think my depression is coming back. I feel totally blah. Just like everything sucks. I can't concentrate, I can't think straight, I can't do shit.<br />
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Maybe I need to go for another run, but what the fuck will that accomplish?<br />
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Fuck.Rafaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04192705468849451958noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-4162910800055275732010-03-23T13:44:00.000-07:002010-03-23T13:47:09.348-07:00computersI a sick and fucking tired of accountants that do not have a intermediate or advanced knowledge of excel, word, adobe and computers in general. In order to work in accounting you must have these skills! Quit sending shit to me and saying "I can't open this", Or worse cant switch from regular view to page break preview. Seriously TAKE A CLASS dumbass!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-46575307371843886282010-02-27T04:15:00.001-08:002010-02-27T04:15:18.113-08:00StressDoes not do a body good.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-46816925432763665222010-02-26T11:32:00.000-08:002010-02-26T15:37:54.277-08:00rantI was talking to someone about the P90X workout and pull ups. This person stated that women cannot do pull ups and she has no desire to even try. Well, excuse me but there are thousands of women that do pull ups. Marine corp women have to do it to pass the PT test. Correct me if I am wrong. Ugh! I hate ignorant people. <br /><br />Now the next rant is religion so if you don't like it, stop reading now. <br /><br /><br />Two people discussing lent. One guy said there is a difference between not eating and fasting. With fasting you pray to god for help through and he will help you make it and you will not starve. SERIOUSLY! In both cases you are not eating. Without nutrients you will die. I hate when people discuss religion at work. I can't wait until lent is over!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-22443355556376430482009-11-27T17:55:00.000-08:002009-11-27T18:06:56.618-08:00Thank youThank you for putting me back in my place. I understand that I am usurping your space for my needs and I realize that it's a huge inconvenience for you. Thank you for reminding me that my presence adds no real value to you and to your life. I wish you could've done all this without verbally humiliating me and abusing me like you did, but I guess I needed to hear it like that so it would get through my thick head. You were right about one thing, when I can, I will leave.<input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div>Rafaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04192705468849451958noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-45039144529116695442009-11-18T13:59:00.001-08:002009-11-18T14:01:42.850-08:00WordsThe last conversation we had, 3 times you mentioned..."If I could do A, would you marry me" Umm...I would marry you anyway, dumbass. And A is physically impossible. But I would like for you to try to do it. But stop with the marry crap. I know that you NEVER want to get married so you are just teasing me. It is not fair. I will make you pay for torturing me with all of this marriage talk.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-4653876254305523342009-11-10T06:49:00.001-08:002009-11-10T06:54:53.823-08:00sensitivityI am seriously tired of people being over sensitive. We are doing a weight challenge at work. 6 weeks of boot camp and following a meal plan. <br /><br />Last night, my coworker was talking to her husband on the phone. She gave him a list of stuff to get at the grocery store. He did not get any of it. Of course he is fit but he follows all sorts of weird meal plans. He can do whatever he wants because he bikes about 100+ miles a week. <br /><br />So of course I said something about people sabotaging meal plans. It is a fact that the people closest to you are the ones that consciously or unconsciously sabotage your meal plan. He is not doing on purpose, I am sure. She got all defensive and pissy. Like I was saying her hubby is a jackass. Excuse me if he is a jackass i will tell you so. Quit being so defensive. <br /><br />That makes me wonder if she doth protest too much. Maybe he is actively sabotaging her meal plan. I really don't give a fuck either way. So back off bitch and quit giving me grief because you are bitching about your effin husband. I am SO sick and tired of this bullshit. Got a job opening sent to me for Fort Bliss. I might just fuckin' go.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-44993335176400231222009-10-20T10:23:00.000-07:002009-10-20T10:23:53.578-07:00Tenacious D - TributeThe best song in the world.<br /><br /><a href="http://blip.fm/%7Eblokp">Tenacious D - Tribute</a>Rafaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04192705468849451958noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-72661468881903443742009-10-06T13:26:00.000-07:002009-10-06T13:36:16.809-07:00Name changeGoing to finally get it done tomorrow. Well at least I am going to try. The damn lines are so long it might not happen but I hope so.<br /><br />Ellis, now that is a much better last name then the one I have. <br /><br />Plus I will get to put my first and last name both on the calculator again!!!<br /><br />317718 (BILLIE) 51773 (ELLIS)<br /><br />That has been amusing me since I was about 7 years old.BRAEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14591177039632438359noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-89894650969905569572009-10-05T22:49:00.000-07:002009-10-05T22:50:08.557-07:00FTLCause this can't possibly be my life, f*ck that one!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-44039554284120985072009-09-28T09:29:00.000-07:002009-09-28T10:38:37.309-07:00Blue boxOn the radio this morning they were talking about a gift that was in the "blue box". I had no idea what they were talking about. So I had to look it up, guess it is for Tiffany and Co. It does not seem to be a big deal to me since I have never gotten anything from there, but still. Maybe I just don't like overpriced stuff that much. And that is an ugly color of blue anyway.<br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386557040709553346" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 250px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 250px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfjS6iTEYuBsuNirawJIWo923QjqCyb6ScTaCFBV2zg-q18oTr0tv24LpIgU5UTTieXDR6eO_VgidQWayiF2w5kZra9krEettJGdnaX9XfJ7AKXnhihKaLQABfMiXAJGjw7foVREswg8M/s320/febtiffanybox.jpg" border="0" />BRAEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14591177039632438359noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-28829762906721881662009-09-25T05:23:00.001-07:002009-09-25T05:23:27.007-07:00Serenity NOWJust saying.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-79801777457592737172009-09-09T14:29:00.000-07:002009-09-09T14:31:57.924-07:00Response to Blechyes, I cannot comment so I have to do a post. Damn IT guys. <br /><br />We can teach Bruno to dance and dress him up and make tourists pay money to take a picture with him. <br /><br />We can make a little cane, cup and have glasses for Boone. He can beg money from kind strangers. <br /><br />I'm in. :)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-9619466686933057292009-09-09T12:00:00.000-07:002009-09-09T12:07:39.843-07:00BlechBrad's getting married. He's moving to San Antonio TODAY.<br /><br />Great, right?<br /><br />Except... now what do I do? Choose between my job and kids? He wanted to take Haley with him (can you say Oh, HELL no!?) Only, now I'm doing some serious juggling to take care of the classes I already have on the schedule and wondering how I can schedule future ones....<br /><br />Obviously, there's no choice, but... why when things just seem like they might be getting easier? Nice notice. Ugh. FML.<br /><br />Also, the kids are not happy about it. Actually, Carsten does seem kind of happy about it, but even stated, "Is he allowed to do that to you?" - from the mouths of babes.<br /><br />Haley is all teary. I think she feels like he's deserting her. And I guess in a nine-year-old's mind he is. The fiance can't move here 'cause SHE has a residency restiction because of her kids. So he's choosing to move there. To Haley it must seem like he's choosing Janet's kids over her.<br /><br />What a mess.<br /><br />Good news, he breaks the 50 mile BS clause in the custody papers, it gets lifted from me as well (ssshhhh, don't tell him). <br /><br />I'm moving to the beach to live in a hut where my crafty daughter can make necklaces to sell and I can rent my beastly son out for slave labor... while I drink margaritas. Anyone else coming?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-13959173316643912032009-08-24T18:51:00.000-07:002009-08-24T18:52:05.390-07:00Yes, Virginia.There are baked goods and salsa in my freezer.<br /><br />13 pounds down - new workouts, but thankfully not kickboxing (ribs still intact).<br /><br />Only one person who reads this will know what I'm asking:<br /><br />When did I finally quit last time?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-19495424250867094692009-08-21T05:59:00.000-07:002009-08-21T06:01:53.411-07:00The sunscreen songThis caught my attention since I recently had a friend ask me for advise on life.<br /><br />"Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth."<br /><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xfq_A8nXMsQ&hl=" fs="1&" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed>BRAEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14591177039632438359noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-26926679037211415182009-08-07T09:51:00.001-07:002009-08-07T09:56:03.310-07:00Something wrong with meWhy do I suddenly want everything. Better house, better car, more things inside my house, trips to places I have never been, stuff for the kids.... I just don;t understand why all of the sudden I am not happy with what I have.<br /><br />I have never been a grass is greener on the other side person before. I like my grass not matter how brown it was. But now I am wanting more. <br /><br />Guess I will work through this, I have to. I will not have spending money until all the kids more out for sure. Until then I will have to figure out what is most important and work on saving till I can get it. Sigh....BRAEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14591177039632438359noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-60124593413880539922009-07-27T07:13:00.001-07:002009-07-27T07:13:44.891-07:00rantOk, I have been saving up for a while. <br /><br />1. Why don’t people listen. I told you that I want you to do one thing. I don’t care how pretty it is as long as you get it done. So why do you care that that box overlaps the other one. I DON’T CARE!!!! JUST GET IT DONE!!! <br />2. People suck. How can someone not see that the poor dog was really sick? And then is so stubborn that when people offered to take the dog you won’t let them have it. You only give him to someone after the media highlights the poor dogs story and you get negative attention. The dog has no skull musculature you insensitive mother fucker. Blind, emaciated, yet still striving for a little love and attention and you left her tied outside. You better hope I never actually set eyes on you. I can’t even do an internet search to read her story because if I find out who you are I am going to come to your house and beat the living hell out of you.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-3745582765782377462009-07-14T09:26:00.000-07:002009-07-14T09:31:14.042-07:00You suckDear Universe,<br /><br />You suck. You're like that crazy aunt that gives you all the ingredients to make a cake instead of just giving you a baked cake.<br /><br />I asked you for very specific things, which you didn't deliver. Instead you gave me ideas and guidance for how I can obtain what I asked for.<br /><br />I think I understand where you're going with this, but it still sucks. Now, I have to do all the work, and I'm just too lazy.<br /><br />Actually, I totally understand where you're going with this.<br /><br />Anything worth obtaining, is worth fighting and working for.<br /><br />On second thought, you don't suck, you just have weird methods.Rafaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04192705468849451958noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-69605524344873464022009-06-30T00:41:00.000-07:002009-06-30T00:48:48.114-07:00Getting in line....Since we're making requests of the universe:<br /><br />I'd like to stop being neurotic. Please.<br /><br />I'd like the winning lotto ticket too, but I'll settle for the first.<br /><br />I'd also like a trimmer waistline (or waste line as the case may be), but I'm figuring on having to take care of that myself.<br /><br />Regular sex might not be too far off the charts either, but I'm pretty sure I'll get a mold of the perfect cock someday... until then BOB XV will do.<br /><br />I'm afraid I have nothing to offer in trade except the knowledge that you will have saved those around me a smidgeon of sanity.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-79131581507325459722009-06-23T09:53:00.001-07:002009-06-23T09:54:35.279-07:00Quote"Memory is a wonderful thing if you don't have to deal with the past"<br /><br />-Movie "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYz_MGIpPwE&NR=1">Before Sunset</a>"<br /><br />Listening to it on YouTube while at work.BRAEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14591177039632438359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-73352798871680875662009-06-22T18:39:00.001-07:002009-06-22T18:44:51.513-07:00Hash CruiseI may be going on the hash cruise this year. Mah Hunnay wants to go, all I need to do, is come up with $2500 and I can swing it.<br /><br />Hey Universe, I want you to consider this my official request for you to bring me $2500 in cash. I need you to hurry it up since the deadline is fast approaching.<br /><br />While I'm asking you for things, how about you throw in another $7500 so I can pay off some debts, fix my car, get a new passport and some other things.<br /><br />You know what, why be bashful, just make it an even $25,000 and I'll call it good. For now. Oh yeah, did I mention I need all that by July 1st?<br /><br />Thanks!Rafaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04192705468849451958noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-46807777933996027262009-06-22T10:41:00.000-07:002009-06-22T10:49:55.554-07:00Got Talent?<div align="center"><br /> </div><div align="left"> Well my man does. My mom gave me some pictures that needed to be retouched. He happened to pick the following picture to work on first. And guess where my mom is this week? Taking care of the women in the picture. She is my <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">step dad's</span> mom and is 98 years old. </div><div align="center"><br /><br /></div><div align="left">Here is the comments my mom sent back to Shawn when he sent her the picture back.</div><div align="center"><br /><br /></div><div align="left"><em>I showed the picture to Greg's mom. Here is a little history, The 48 Ford in the drive was a Christmas gift, it was in the showroom window around $3000.00 new, this was an expensive car at that time.<br />She remembered the dress because she made it. The place is Beverly Drive in Charlotte North <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Carolina</span>. It was <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Easter</span>, She became pregnant two months later.<br />The boys were almost 5 and almost 4. She was almost 38 years old.<br />This made several large smiles on an old ladies face,<br />Thanks so much</em></div><div align="center"><br />Before<br /></div><div align="center"><em></em></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350209858696833618" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 185px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7abWjdiU0a0/Sj_DhRVq6lI/AAAAAAAABOI/2oCfM2IPg-E/s320/shawncollie001_before.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center">After<br /></p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350209864412665394" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 185px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7abWjdiU0a0/Sj_DhmobljI/AAAAAAAABOQ/DhCyeuVVUsY/s320/shawncollie001_after.jpg" border="0" />BRAEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14591177039632438359noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-80085404776922556502009-06-22T10:39:00.000-07:002009-06-22T10:41:12.140-07:00Response to last postMaybe the "nonessential" body parts should be cut off. That would be a good way to really find out how nonessential they really are.BRAEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14591177039632438359noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6933740475865974477.post-56090576920508480292009-06-19T09:01:00.001-07:002009-06-19T09:02:43.696-07:00JealousWish I had come up with this crap - some of the greatest excuses ever:<br /><br />I thought we had agreed to disagree (about having sex with other people).<br /><br />I was drunk and I don't remember it, you must have dreamt it.<br /><br />AND the latest:<br /><br />It was a nonessential body part.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0