Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Words

The last conversation we had, 3 times you mentioned..."If I could do A, would you marry me" Umm...I would marry you anyway, dumbass. And A is physically impossible. But I would like for you to try to do it. But stop with the marry crap. I know that you NEVER want to get married so you are just teasing me. It is not fair. I will make you pay for torturing me with all of this marriage talk.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

sensitivity

I am seriously tired of people being over sensitive. We are doing a weight challenge at work. 6 weeks of boot camp and following a meal plan.

Last night, my coworker was talking to her husband on the phone. She gave him a list of stuff to get at the grocery store. He did not get any of it. Of course he is fit but he follows all sorts of weird meal plans. He can do whatever he wants because he bikes about 100+ miles a week.

So of course I said something about people sabotaging meal plans. It is a fact that the people closest to you are the ones that consciously or unconsciously sabotage your meal plan. He is not doing on purpose, I am sure. She got all defensive and pissy. Like I was saying her hubby is a jackass. Excuse me if he is a jackass i will tell you so. Quit being so defensive.

That makes me wonder if she doth protest too much. Maybe he is actively sabotaging her meal plan. I really don't give a fuck either way. So back off bitch and quit giving me grief because you are bitching about your effin husband. I am SO sick and tired of this bullshit. Got a job opening sent to me for Fort Bliss. I might just fuckin' go.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Tenacious D - Tribute

The best song in the world.

Tenacious D - Tribute

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Name change

Going to finally get it done tomorrow. Well at least I am going to try. The damn lines are so long it might not happen but I hope so.

Ellis, now that is a much better last name then the one I have.

Plus I will get to put my first and last name both on the calculator again!!!

317718 (BILLIE) 51773 (ELLIS)

That has been amusing me since I was about 7 years old.

Monday, October 5, 2009

FTL

Cause this can't possibly be my life, f*ck that one!

Monday, September 28, 2009

Blue box

On the radio this morning they were talking about a gift that was in the "blue box". I had no idea what they were talking about. So I had to look it up, guess it is for Tiffany and Co. It does not seem to be a big deal to me since I have never gotten anything from there, but still. Maybe I just don't like overpriced stuff that much. And that is an ugly color of blue anyway.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Serenity NOW

Just saying.