Ummmm....??

He said my poetry sucked.

Then he told me he only said that to get me to go to dinner with him.

Ummm.... que la eff?

For serious? Is this the starving artist version of punching me at the bus stop and then running to hide behind the mailbox?

What is wrong with men?

I'll raise you the original!

Who put a goat in there?

This one's my favorite, the first time I saw this stuff... plus I seriously need to learn these dances so I can pick up guys.

I see your butter head

And raise you a Salty Shanty One Shot Tea, aka Indian Thriller

RESPONSIBILITY

Seriously. I'm so pissed. I wonder if I am doing a disservice to my children by strictly enforcing the 'be good for your word' rule.

They're going to stick out like sore thumbs in the real world.

Since when is being responsible for yourself and your actions (and parents: take note - your CHILDREN) an act of heroism?

FML.

Oh shit I'm a butter head!

F*ckwits Unite!!!

If I were in court, how far can one go being difficult with another without it being considered 'retaliation'? I mean professionally, but personally sounds much more entertaining!

Capture the life of a half-wit

Check out this website and sign up for the million little pictures project, I already did. We really need to get more Texas people in on this.

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