You suck

Dear Universe,

You suck. You're like that crazy aunt that gives you all the ingredients to make a cake instead of just giving you a baked cake.

I asked you for very specific things, which you didn't deliver. Instead you gave me ideas and guidance for how I can obtain what I asked for.

I think I understand where you're going with this, but it still sucks. Now, I have to do all the work, and I'm just too lazy.

Actually, I totally understand where you're going with this.

Anything worth obtaining, is worth fighting and working for.

On second thought, you don't suck, you just have weird methods.